Church criticizes "Avatar" for substituting nature worship for God worship + other lowlights
Andrew Paredes' juicy commentary on the hit headlines.
6. WOMEN'S GROUP PROPOSES TEN-YEAR MARRIAGE CONTRACT. Wow. This means the Energizer Bunny could outlast many marriages. 7. SARAH PALIN TO WORK AS COMMENTATOR FOR FOX NEWS. Considering that, according to the McCain campaign, Palin didn't even know that Africa was a continent, I'd say this is a casting coup for Fox News. 8. SIMON COWELL ANNOUNCES EXIT FROM AMERICAN IDOL. I think it's safe to say that this show is about to go the way of William Hung. 9. LATE-NIGHT WAR HEATS UP AS CONAN O' BRIEN REJECTS NBC PLAN TO MOVE TONIGHT SHOW TO LATER TIMESLOT TO MAKE ROOM FOR JAY LENO. NBC was lucky to get a simple resignation–Conan could have gone Barbarian. 10. NORTHERN IRELAND FIRST MINISTER PETER ROBINSON TO GO ON SIX-WEEK LEAVE AFTER 60-YEAR-OLD WIFE ADMITS TO SECURING LOANS FOR THE BUSINESS OF 19-YEAR-OLD LOVER. Thank God for you, Mrs. Robinson!