Noynoy Aquino gets unsolicited advice via Facebook + more lowlights

Almost-president Noynoy Aquino gets bombarded with unsolicited advice from Facebook and more lowlights.

1.   WILLIE REVILLAME THREATENS TO QUIT IF ABS-CBN DOESN'T DITCH THE BUZZ HOST JOBERT SUCALDITO FOR QUESTIONING THE INTELLIGENCE OF WOWOWEE CONTESTANTS. Throwing a tantrum on national TV?   How old are you again?


2.   CITING IRREGULARITIES IN POLL RESULTS, JC DE LOS REYES TAKES BACK HIS CONCESSION TO NOYNOY AQUINO. Keeping your mouth shut is must-learn life skill.


3.   MANILA ARCHBISHOP CARDINAL GAUDENCIO ROSALES PRAYS FOR THE COMELEC. Because the road to hell is paved with good intentions.


4.   MAR ROXAS GETS IRKED BY RIVAL JEJOMAR BINAY'S POLITICAL AD, WHICH INSINUATES THAT HE'S PRO-GMA. Look out for some last-minute mudslinging.


5.   SEVEN LANAO DEL SUR TOWNS FACE POSSIBLE FAILURE OF ELECTIONS. It's just part of the long-running "Let's Give Mindanao a Bad Name" campaign.

6.   THE COUNTRY'S 15TH CONGRESS IS BOUND TO BE STAR- STUDDED–WHAT WITH LANI MERCADO AND LUCY TORRES IN IT. Shall we give them the benefit of the doubt?


7.   THINGS START TO GET UGLY IN THE JEJOMAR BINAY-MAR ROXAS SMACKDOWN FOR THE VICE-PRESIDENCY. They might as well be in a boxing ring.


8.   JEJEMONS AND NON-JEJEMONS ALIKE GIVE NOYNOY AQUINO SUGGESTIONS ON HOW HE SHOULD RUN THE COUNTRY. Isn't democracy beautiful? (Dear Noynoy, click this link when you encounter jejemon lingo.)


9.   THE MARCOSES ARE A-OK WITH AN AQUINO PRESIDENCY. This should be interesting…in a telenovela sort of way.


10.   TV NETWORKS GO ÃÅ"BER TECHIE WITH THEIR ELECTIONS COVERAGE–USING iPADS, HOLOGRAMS, AUGMENTED REALITY, AND TOUCHSCREEN TVS . Why the sudden urge for gadget-dependent theatrics?

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