Teddy Boy Locsin curses Smartmatic, Pacman visits Noynoy, + more lowlights

Teddy Boy Locsin gives Smartmatic a piece of his mind, Manny Villar supporter Manny Pacquiao visits Senator Noynoy Aquino, and more lowlights.

1. MAKATI CITY REP. TEODORO "TEDDY BOY" LOCSIN, CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE ON ELECTORAL REFORMS AND SUFFRAGE, STICKS IT GOOD TO SMARTMATIC-TIM, THE ENTITY BEHIND THE GLITCH-RIDDEN PCOS MACHINES. Locsin needs to attend anger management classes, while the "SOBs" (Locsin's words) from Smartmatic-TIM need a place to hide.


2. MANNY PACQUIAO VISITS NOYNOY AQUINO. Pambansang Kamao to Pambansang... What's the name of that fruit again?


3. PRESIDENT GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO'S PARTYMATES WANT HER TO BE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. For the love of God, give us all a break!!!


4. PCOS TECHNICIANS COMPLAIN ABOUT DELAYED SALARY. Life imitates machine.


5. LOCAL THUGS GIVE UP FIGHTING AND TURN TO "GANGSTA RAP." Because it's way better than world peace.

6. MASKED WHISTLEBLOWER CLAIMS THERE WAS ELECTION FRAUD AND DRAGS LEADING VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JEJOMAR BINAY INTO THE ALLEGED MESS. Dude, you really do look like a koala bear.


7. CHARICE PEMPENGCO IS AMERICA'S SWEETHEART. Why can't Pinoys make her their sweetheart, too?


8. HAYDEN KHO'S MOM IRENE POSTS BAIL AS ARREST WARRANT FOR LIBEL CASE FILED BY KATRINA HALILI IS ISSUED. The fun never stops, mommy.


9. AI-AI DE LAS ALAS DEFENDS KRIS AQUINO AGAINST THE DELUGE OF ONLINE HATERS. We're with you on this, Ai-Ai.


10. MANY TEACHERS WHO SERVED IN THE ELECTIONS ARE STILL UNPAID. These teachers need to call Teddy Boy Locsin to, er, help them make a point.

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