Miriam finds Trillanes "cute," the Ombudsman’s mad + more lowlights

Plus, Iza Calzado and Katrina Halili’s swimsuit showdown, court junks Ping Lacson’s murder case, and more lowlights.

Iza Calzado and Katrina Halili’s swimsuit showdown, court junks Ping Lacson’s murder case, and more lowlights.

 

 

 


1.IZA CALZADO AND KATRINA HALILI ENGAGE IN A SWIMSUIT SHOWDOWN IN BEAUTY QUEEN. This plot device doesn’t work so well when one of the protagonists already has a real-life sex video.

 

 

 


2.THE COURT OF APPEALS JUNKS FUGITIVE SENATOR PING LACSON’S KIDNAPPING AND MURDER CHARGES. And he got a long vacation out of it, too.

 

 

 



3.FORMER STATE AUDITOR AND WHISTLEBLOWER HEIDI MENDOZA DOESN’T WANT TO TESTIFY IN SENATE HEARINGS ANYMORE. Let’s give her a break, even Satan himself would be driven to tears in that snake pit.

 

 

 


4.WOMAN IS STABBED TO DEATH BY HER BOYFRIEND, COP SAYS JEALOUSY MAY BE THE REASON AND THAT IT’S "NORMAL." Sir, your concept of "normal" scares us.

 

 

 


5.SUV CARJACKED FROM A FAMILY’S GARAGE. Carjackers now do "home service."

 

 


5.ASSUMPTION COLLEGE SUSPENDS CLASSES DUE TO FAKE BOMB THREAT. How low can a prankster go?

 

 

 


6.MAID CAFE IN CAINTA IS A HAVEN FOR ANIME FANS, WITH WAITRESSES DRESSED IN COSPLAY OUTFITS. Bottom line: Fanboys have disposable income.

 

 

 


7.OMBUDSMAN MERCEDITAS GUTIERREZ SLAMS DOJ SECRETARY LEILA DE LIMA FOR CRITICIZING HER. It’s a cerebral catfight.

 

 

 


8.SENATOR MIRIAM SANTIAGO SAYS ANTONIO TRILLANES IV IS "THE MOST HANDSOME SENATOR," TELLS HIM TO SMILE MORE. Miriam as image consultant? Move over, John Robert Powers!

 

 

 


9.ELVIS PRESLEY FAN IS STILL DEVOTED TO HIS DEAD IDOL. Justin Bieber fans, behold your future!

 

 

 


10.SEN. TRILLANES SAYS FORMER AFP CHIEF OF STAFF ANGELO REYES IS REPORTEDLY INVOLVED IN THE PLUNDER CASE OF FORMER AFP COMPTROLLER CARLOS GARCIA. Should we act surprised?

 

 

 

Art by Warren Espejo

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