P-Noy’s Hotdog date, Phil Younghusband distracted by Angel Locsin, Jinkee outwits Pacman + more lowlights

Plus, Manny Pacquiao in RH Bill debate, Phil Younghusband reportedly distracted by Angel Locsin + more lowlights

 

 

1. JOEY MARQUEZ IS CLEARED FROM GRAFT CHARGES, WHICH WERE FILED AGAINST HIM WHEN HE WAS THE MAYOR OF PARANAQUE. So, who bought all those walis tingting for over P2.9 million?

 

2. P-NOY BRINGS "NEW DATE" TO HOTDOG REUNION CONCERT, BUT WHINES WHEN ASKED ABOUT IT. Be flattered, your love life isn’t exactly making us see fireworks.

 

3. P-NOY RIDES A BIKE TO PROMOTE FITNESS...BUT HE’S STILL SMOKING. As the saying goes, "To each his own cancer."

 

4. MANNY PACQUIAO GETS CLOBBERED IN A DEBATE BY REP. EDCEL LAGMAN. We love you, Manny...but you did this to yourself.

 

5. RICHARD GUTIERREZ’S DRIVER GETS NABBED FOR OVERSPEEDING. What is it about Richard Gutierrez and road fiascos?

6. JINKEE PACQUIAO ADMITS BEING ON THE PILL WITHOUT HER ANTI-RH BILL HUSBAND MANNY’S KNOWLEDGE. How come the bishops aren’t threatening to excommunicate her?

 

7. "FRENEMIES" ERAP ESTRADA AND CHAVIT SINGSON REUNITED AT DIONISIA PACQUIAO’S BIRTHDAY PARTY. It’s a miracle that they didn’t go at each other with butter knives.

 

8. IWA MOTO ALLEGEDLY ATTEMPTS SUICIDE. This girl either needs to see a psychiatrist or hire more publicists.

 

9. PHIL YOUNGHUSBAND IS REPORTEDLY DISTRACTED BY ANGEL LOCSIN. And we’re distracted by you, Phil.

 

10. FORMER BATANGAS GOV. JOSE LEVISTE, SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL FOR MURDER, IS SIGHTED IN MAKATI. Beat this, Criss Angel.

 

Art by Warren Espejo

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