P-Noy sings "Estudyante Blues," the Corona impeachment + more lowlights

Plus, Angelica Panganiban’s airport encounter, Ryan Agoncillo and Judy Ann Santos’ road woes, and more nutty tales.

1. DJ MO TWISTER SAYS HE DIDN’T HARRASS EX-GIRLFRIEND RHIAN RAMOS. A wise man once said, "Actions speak louder than words."

 

2. MALL HOURS EXTENDED TO ACCOMODATE CHRISTMAS RUSH. Live it up for one month and suffer for 11 months.  (Sounds like a great deal! We’ll take it!)

3. SOME PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN THEIR CHRISTMAS BONUS FROM THE GOVERNMENT. You’d probably have to be Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo to get immediate action from the government.

 

4. MAKATI CITY ROBBER JUSTIFIES HIS CRIMES: "PINAPAAYOS PO YUNG BAHAY NAMIN SA PROBINSYA KASI BINAGYO KAMI. WALA PO KAMING MATIRAHAN." But you had enough money to buy a gun!

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<>5. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION WANTS TO ADD TWO MORE SCHOOL YEARS. It’s like they want to buy more cars even if they don’t have money for gas.

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<>6. FORMER COMELEC CHAIR BENJAMIN ABALOS, WHO’S DETAINED FOR ELECTORAL SABOTAGE, SAYS HE FEELS THE STRAIN ON HIS HEALTH. Maybe a "burjer" will make him feel better.

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<>7. ANGELICA PANGANIBAN DENIES THROWING A FIT AT THE AIRPORT OVER BUREAU OF CUSTOMS OFFICIALS ASKING HER TO PAY TAX FOR TWO HERMES HANDBAGS. If she had a meltdown, we couldn’t blame her.

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<>8. P-NOY SINGS "ESTUDYANTE BLUES" AT THE CONGRESS CHRISTMAS PARTY. We’re offering to teach you how to sing  "Moves Like Jagger."

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<>9. RYAN AGONCILLO AND JUDY ANN SANTOS GET INVOLVED IN A TRAFFIC ALTERCATION, WHICH BECOMES A BLOW-BY-BLOW DISCUSSION ON TWITTER. Moral of the story: Road Rage is still king, but Twitter Rage comes a close second.

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<>10. CHIEF JUSTICE RENATO CORONA IS HIT WITH AN IMPEACHMENT COMPLAINT. Well, at least, the government is paying attention to you. (We know our complaint about kuto-infested MRT commuters will get nowhere!)

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