Angel Locsin and Hardball hosts vs. Arnold Clavio, Azkals still under fire + more lowlights

Plus, Kuya Germs chides Iza Calzado, Jennylyn Mercado’s electrocution, and more crazy tales.

 

1. OPTICAL MEDIA BOARD (OMB) COMES UP WITH AWARENESS CAMPAIGN TO WIPE OUT PIRACY. At this point, the bootleg merchants should be the ones launching an awareness campagn for the OMB.

 

2. PARKED BUS "GETS AWAY" FROM DRIVER, CRASHES INTO ANOTHER BUS IN QUEZON CITY. What are the chances that people who can’t drive properly also can’t park properly?

 

3. CHARICE PEMPENGCO STANDS BY HER NEW BLONDE HAIRSTYLE AND TATTOOS. As the song goes, "Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all."

 

4. KRIS AQUINO FINALLY MEETS GRACE LEE. Imagine if these two had a radio show.

 

5. IN LIGHT OF CRISTY RAMOS’ SEXUAL HARASSMENT COMPLAINT, DSWD SEC. DINKY SOLIMAN WANTS AZKALS MEMBERS TO UNDERGO PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION. Ma’am, is this really one of your responsibilities as DSWD Secretary?

Image credits: Locsin (Alan Sancon for PEP.ph) and Clavio (GMA-7 publicity photo via PEP.ph)

6. ANGEL LOCSIN REACTS TO ARNOLD CLAVIO’S "RACIST COMMENT" ABOUT THE AZKALS, BUT BEFORE THAT SHE SAYS SHE’S SURE HE’S A "GOOD PERSON." So, does this mean she’s unofficially mad at him?

 

Image credits: Screenshot from Hardball video clip

7. HARDBALL HOSTS BILL VELASCO AND BOYET SISON THINK ARNOLD CLAVIO’S STATEMENTS ABOUT THE AZKALS BEING "FOREIGNERS" WAS "UNCALLED FOR." This issue has gotten more complicated than, say, playing basketball in an ice skating rink while using a soccer ball.

 

8. JENNYLYN MERCADO USES PORTABLE WATER HEATER IN ABRA HOTEL BATHROOM AND GETS ELECTROCUTED, BUT HOTEL MANAGER SAYS SHE WAS "ONLY GROUNDED." Either way, shouldn’t somebody in that hotel be alarmed that this happened to one of their guests?

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9. SCHOOL AUTHORITIES AREN’T SURE IF THEY WANT STUDENTS TO WATCH TELEVISED CORONA IMPEACHMENT TRIAL SINCE THERE ARE SO MANY HEATED SCENES. By all means, tag it as a "cautionary tale" and let the kids watch it.

 

10. KUYA GERMS SAYS HE FEELS BAD IZA CALZADO LEFT GMA-7 FOR ABS-CBN. You should have offered her a hosting stint in Master Showman.

 

Art by Warren Espejo, with screenshots from various news video clips.

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