Derek Ramsay-Angelica Panganiban break-up rumors, Isko Moreno joins Erap’s party + more lowlights

Plus, Gloria Diaz "attacks," Labor Day shenanigans, and more crazy stories.

 

 

1. ON LABOR DAY, A PREGNANT MUTE WOMAN WHO "LIVES" ON BAYWALK GOES INTO LABOR BECAUSE SHE WAS BEATEN UP BY HER HUSBAND. Who needs reality TV when this is on the news?

 

2. SOME PETITIONERS SAY THE COMELEC’S PURCHASE OF PCOS MACHINES FOR THE 2013 POLLS IS ILLEGAL. Will you people hang on for one damned minute? (We’re still suffering from "brain impacho" due to the first half of the Corona impeachment trial.)

 

3. MANILA VICE MAYOR ISKO MORENO JOINS FORMER PRESIDENT ERAP ESTRADA’S POLITICAL PARTY. For some reason, we’re reminded of a line from One Tree Hill: "Welcome to the dark side my friend-deception for lunch, payback for dinner, and pie for breakfast." (Yes, One Tree Hill. So sue us.)

 

4. LABOR DAY MARKED WITH PROTESTS, BURNING OF P-NOY’S EFFIGY. For variation, how about a Santacruzan featuring effigies next year?

 

5. IN TIME FOR THE 45TH ADB INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE, THE GOVERNMENT DECIDES TO "COVER UP" GARBAGE-CHOKED RIVERS. There’s a thin line between putting your best foot forward and lying to yourself (not to mention the rest of the world).

6. PHILIPPINE NATIONAL RAILWAYS TRAIN TRACKS COME APART DUE TO INTENSE SUMMER HEAT. This isn’t "Built to Last"...it’s "Built for Show."

 

7. THINGS SEEMED OK BETWEEN DEREK RAMSAY AND ANGELICA PANGANIBAN IN FEBRUARY, BUT NOW THERE’S BREAK-UP BUZZ GOING AROUND. If their relationship can survive the fact that his marriage is still going through the annulment process, then they can survive almost anything.

 

8. RUMORS INSINUATE THAT JOHN LLOYD CRUZ, WHO’S STILL WITH SHAINA MAGDAYAO, IS THE REASON WHY DEREK RAMSAY AND ANGELICA PANGANIBAN ARE "IFFY." Again, will someone please tell us what the hell is it with John Lloyd Cruz!?!

 

9. REPORTS ALLEGE THAT GLORIA DIAZ WAS AGAINST THE "SEXY" ROGUE MAGAZINE PHOTO SHOOT OF DAUGHTER ISABELLE DAZA. After getting dragged into the Annabelle Rama-Amalia Fuentes debacle, Gloria Diaz probably won’t lose any sleep over this.

 

10. RHIAN RAMOS DISCLOSES THAT SHE HAS FOUR SUITORS AT THE MOMENT. Uh...OK.

 

 

Art by Warren Espejo.

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