Pacman loses to Bradley, Vic Sotto and Pauleen Luna’s alleged break-up + more lowlights
Plus, the Koko Pimentel vs. Migz Zubiri debacle, and more nutty tales.
1. A QUEZON CITY JUDGE ISSUES A WARRANT OF ARREST FOR ANNABELLE RAMA BECAUSE SHE FAILED TO ATTEND HEARINGS FOR THE 14 LIBEL CASES FILED AGAINST HER BY NADIA MONTENEGRO. It would take more than this to break Annabelle Rama.
2. NADIA MONTENEGRO’S PARTNER, POLITICIAN BOY ASISTIO, FILES SEPARATE LIBEL AND UNJUST VEXATION CASES AGAINST ANNABELLE RAMA IN CALOOCAN CITY. What we imagine Annabelle Rama says: "Bring it on, dong!"
3. AMALIA FUENTES FILES 11 COUNTS OF LIBEL AGAINST ANNABELLE RAMA AT THE QUEZON CITY PROSECUTOR’S OFFICE. What is this, "Let’s Sue Annabelle Rama" Week?
4. VIC SOTTO AND PAULEEN LUNA ALLEGEDLY BREAK UP. Such a fitting end to an alleged relationship, don’t you think?
5. ROBIN PADILLA’S DAUGHTER, KYLIE, SAYS SHE’LL BE BE "DARING" ON THE COVER OF A MEN’S MAGAZINE, BUT CLARIFIES THAT SHE’S NOT READY TO WEAR A BIKINI. So, what will she wear? A tank top and shorts? That’s not even 50% daring.
6. TIMOTHY BRADLEY TAKES THE WBO WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT FROM MANNY PACQUIAO. Considering what God did to test Job’s faith, this is nothing.
7. MANNY PACQUIAO SET TO BE IN AN ACTION-COMEDY FLICK WITH FIL-AM HOLLYWOOD ACTOR ROB SCHNEIDER. Lose a championship belt, gain a movie.
8. SEN. KOKO PIMENTEL DOESN’T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME PARTY AS MIGZ ZUBIRI EVEN IF HE SAYS HE HAS FORGIVEN HIM AND SAYS IT’S "NOTHING PERSONAL." If you’re still mad, you have every right to say it. (God knows, there are more than enough passive-aggressive people in the world).
9. AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 11 RUNNER-UP JESSICA SANCHEZ PAYS A COURTESY CALL TO P-NOY. It’s a good thing she’s a minor or else she would also be linked to him.
10. MADONNA, 53, STAGED HER OWN "NIPPLE SLIP" MOMENT DURING HER CONCERT IN ISTANBUL. This. Is. Just. So. Sad.
Art by Warren Espejo.
Image credits: Screenshots from GMA News video clips.