War of the Words: The Best and the Worst Things Said About the RH Bill

We dig up killer sound bytes about the controversial bill.

 

(SPOT.ph) On August 7, the House will vote on whether to give the Reproductive Health (RH) Bill that final birthing push or abort the law that was first proposed in 1998-yes, it’s been that long-altogether. The controversial bill has caused the majority of Pinoy Catholic Church officials to bring out the big guns against those who think that the legislation will do our country a world of good. The debates often become so heated that we get confused about where God’s legit words end and the narrow-minded moralists’ begin. (In any case, you should read the contents of the bill by clicking this link.)

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That said, we’ve compiled the most memorable quips from public figures-as well as the average Juan, Pedro, and Maria-who weighed in on the bill. They range from the exasperating to the penetrating. We start with the former-since it’s always best to get over the worst first.


The Worst

 

"Yes to saved sex. No to safe sex."

-Words written on placards during the August 4 Church-backed anti-RH Bill prayer rally on EDSA, with the former referring to Church-sanctioned coitus (strictly for procreation only) and the latter referring to the sex act with one or both parties using contraceptives or one or both parties actually enjoying the act even if it won’t result in a baby nine months after they do it.

 

 

"Ang ulan na ’yan binasbasan na ng mga pari at obispo. Holy water na ’yan. Matakot kayo sa mga nagsusulong sa RH Bill (That rain has been blessed by the priests and bishops. That’s already holy water. Be afraid of the RH Bill advocates)."

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-Father Melvin Castro telling the crowd not to be afraid of getting wet from the downpour during the August 4 Church-backed anti-RH Bill prayer rally on EDSA and letting us know just one of the many ways that holy water is produced.

 

 

"There is no Tagalog or Pangasinan word for contraception, not because it is not only ungodly, it is also un-Filipino."

-Archbishop of Pangasinan Socrates Villegas in a speech delivered on his behalf by Tita de Villa during the August 4 Church-backed anti-RH Bill prayer rally on EDSA.

 

 

"Hence, the right and proper title is ’Sex Bill 4244.’ Take away the dear trimmings and endearing niceties from the Bill and this is its fundamental tripod: Sex. Safe sex. Sexual methods. The conclusion is then elementary: It is the ’Sex Bill 4244’ in plain and elementary language."

-Archbishop Oscar Cruz in his May 2011 opinion piece, insisting that the RH Bill "promotes sex without consequences and amorality."

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"Well, if the man wants to satisfy himself by manipulating himself alone, if it is only for pleasure, then it interferes with the production of life."

-Senator Juan Ponce Enrile in a 2011 plenary debate where he revealed that he believes that masturbating "interferes with the production of life."

 

 

"The bill seeks to impose a hedonistic sex-oriented lifestyle that aims to reduce the conjugal act to a mere exchange of physical sensations between two individuals and marriage to a purely contraceptive partnership."

-Former Senator Francisco "Kit" Tatad in an August 17, 2008 opinion piece for The Philippine Daily Inquirer.

 

 

"Tignan mo mga bakla! Nakainom ng mga pills. Hindi na bagay inumin ng mga bakla ke lalaki silang lalaki. Ginagawa sila ng Diyos na lalake. Pero uminom talaga sila ng pills para maglaki ang dede. Bawal ’yan (Look at the gays, they keep taking pills. They’re not supposed to take that because they’re men. God made them men. They take pills so their breasts will get bigger. That’s forbidden.)

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-Dionisia Pacquiao’s diatribe against Sen. Miriam Santiago, whom she thought had looked down on her son, boxer-congressman Manny Pacquiao’s capacity to discuss the complexities of the RH Bill.

 

 

"Eleven maternal deaths a day. [That’s] 365 days a year, [so that would add up to] 4,015 a year. They should have a death certificate. May I ask the Committee to furnish the Senate a copy of how this survey was arrived at? Even just the 11 mothers that died yesterday."

-Senator Tito Sotto, questioning the maternal mortality statistics from the National Statistics Office during one of the RH Bill debate sessions.

 

 

"Kung nag-condom po ang aking ama, si Mommy D, wala pong Manny Pacquiao."

-Boxer and Sarangani Rep. Manny Pacquiao presenting his argument against the RH Bill.

 

 

"Noong una hindi kami nag-family planning. 'Yung pangatlo, sabi ko mag-control na tayo. Ang ginawa ng misis (ko) nag-injection sya...injection sa puwet. Nabuntis bigla itong asawa ko sa pangatlo. Noong iluwal yung pangatlo, may diperensya (At first we didn't practice family planning. Then, before our third child came, I said we should practice self-control. So my wife got herself injected in the buttocks [with contraceptives]. But she unexpectedly got pregnant for the third time and gave birth to a baby with defects)."

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-Senator Lito Lapid at the Senate, discussing his concerns about the RH Bill with a liberal dose of self-deprecation and laughter, as well as revealing that the child he had been referring to, born a "blue baby," died at age nine.

 

Next: Lea Salonga, P-Noy, Senator Miriam, and the rest of the best!

The Best

"I know some sectors are against this bill, but it is the right thing to do. It is right to educate our people, instead of holding them hostage to the scant resources available to them, and it is right to grant them free will, which is their inherent right-the concept upon which this democracy and, not to mention, the Catholic Church, were built."

-President Noynoy Aquino in his speech at the 104th annual convention of the Philippine Medical Association in 2011.

 

 

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"As a conference of men located outside women's experience, good bishop, could you not show a little more respect for us?"

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