Manong Johnny snubs Miriam’s Christmas gift, Bong Revilla does a Sotto + more lowlights
Plus, Baron Geisler and Derek Ramsay are BFFs, P-Noy’s baby dreams, and more nutty tales.
1. YET ANOTHER QUEZON CITY ROBBERY IS CAUGHT ON CCTV. Caught on video is good, but we need them caught for real, too.
2. SENATOR JUAN PONCE ENRILE RETURNS SEN. MIRIAM SANTIAGO’S CHRISTMAS GIFT BECAUSE HE SAYS HE WON’T ACCEPT PRESENTS FROM SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T CONSIDER HIM A FRIEND. Somebody’s venturing into The Land of Second Childhood.
3. BARON GEISLER REVEALS THAT DEREK RAMSAY IS HELPING HIM STAY SOBER AND OUT OF TROUBLE. We hope you two never break up.
4. SENATOR BONG REVILLA SAYS THAT HE AND HIS WIFE, CONGRESSWOMAN LANI MERCADO, LOST A BABY GIRL DUE TO CONTRACEPTIVES. Sorry, but it only seems like you Sottomized Sotto.
5. PRESIDENT NOYNOY AQUINO, 52, SAYS THAT IF HE GETS MARRIED, HE’D LIKE TO HAVE FIVE KIDS. We offer hypothetical sympathy to your hypothetical wife and kids.