Winners & Losers of the Week: Carlos Celdran, Beyoncé + others

Who got egg on their face and who had their cake and ate it, too, this week


( We list the personalities who experienced highs and lows this week. Admittedly, not all the winners may be ecstatic and not all the losers may be devastated. Life is complicated, folks. Remember: Don’t take everything literally and make sure to read between the lines...if you can find them.




WINNER: Donald Trump Jr. for his unapologetic stupidity when he tweeted that the USS Guardian is more important than the Tubbataha Reef. (Congratulations, you win our first ever Know-It-All Idiot Award.)




WINNER: LJ Reyes for being on the cover of FHM’s February 2013 issue...twice. (Because two "tulo-laway"-to use the magazine’s words-covers are better than one!)



WINNER: Mar Roxas, for reportedly being the Liberal Party’s bet for the 2016 presidential elections. (Our advice: You’ll have a much better chance of winning the race if you don’t ride a pedicab.)




WINNER: Rico Blanco, for playing the sole leading man in ABS-CBN’s afternoon soap, May Isang Pangarap, where he’s paired off with Vina Morales and Carmina Villaroel. (How do you go from being Fiesto Bandido to this?)



WINNER: Carlos Celdran, who had the balls to rage against the Divine machine. (We may be excommunicated right along with you...and we’re OK with that.)

LOSER: Donald Trump for providing the genetic material that spawned the life form that came to be known as Donald Trump Jr. (We understand that you can’t exactly fire him from being your son-but heck, we gotta blame someone.)