Toni Gonzaga Interviews Junjun Binay
Okay, this didn’t really happen. But if it did, we think it would’ve been hilarious...instead of confounding.
(SPOT.ph) However you might feel about Toni Gonzaga’s hosting skills during the Bb. Pilipinas pageant, there’s no doubt that she entertained a lot of people. You know what else would be entertaining? If she threw all those, er, hard-hitting questions at someone whom we want answers from...like Junjun Binay. He’s still currently holed up in the Makati City Hall, but if he ever decided to grant this interview, we think this is how it would’ve turned out.
Junjun Binay (JB): "Talagang may special treatment kaming mga Binay. Special Senate hearing, special COA (Commission on Audit) audit, special panel ng Ombudsman, at ngayon, special express na suspension."
Toni Gonzaga (TG): Sobrang express, two hours lang tumagal.
TG: So papagurin mo muna kaming lahat?
TG: What a classy way of saying it’s beneath you!
TG: Kung tensyon po ang ginagawa nila, ano naman po ang ginagawa ninyo?
TG: So, following a suspension order doesn’t fall under "upholding the law"?
TG: Boboto pa ba kami? Hindi na yata kailangan, parang sure ka na eh.
TG: Na-overwhelm din kasi sila sa "tulong" niyo.
TG: Kanino pong kasalanan kaya ’yan?