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Toni Gonzaga Interviews Junjun Binay

Okay, this didn’t really happen. But if it did, we think it would’ve been hilarious...instead of confounding.

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Published Mar 18, 2015

(SPOT.ph) However you might feel about Toni Gonzaga’s hosting skills during the Bb. Pilipinas pageant, there’s no doubt that she entertained a lot of people. You know what else would be entertaining? If she threw all those, er, hard-hitting questions at someone whom we want answers from...like Junjun Binay. He’s still currently holed up in the Makati City Hall, but if he ever decided to grant this interview, we think this is how it would’ve turned out.

Junjun Binay (JB): "Talagang may special treatment kaming mga Binay. Special Senate hearing, special COA (Commission on Audit) audit, special panel ng Ombudsman, at ngayon, special express na suspension."

Toni Gonzaga (TG): Sobrang express, two hours lang tumagal.

JB: "I will exhaust all available remedies."

TG: So papagurin mo muna kaming lahat?

JB: "We understand the situation of Secretary Roxas. He is under a lot of stress. We are also undergoing a stressful situation but we rise above it."

TG: What a classy way of saying it’s beneath you!

JB: "Nakakatakot ang ginagawa nila dito. Sila po ang gumagawa ng tensyon, ng gulo. Let’s stop this martial law in the city."

TG: Kung tensyon po ang ginagawa nila, ano naman po ang ginagawa ninyo?

JB: "We continue to assure the public that our primary concerns are upholding the law, the continued delivery of services to the people of Makati, and preserving peace and order."

TG: So, following a suspension order doesn’t fall under "upholding the law"?

JB: "Iisa lang naman ang dahilan ng panggigipit nila. Para hadlangan ang hangarin ng aking ama na maglilingkod sa inyo bilang president ng ating bansa."

TG: Boboto pa ba kami? Hindi na yata kailangan, parang sure ka na eh.