10 Suggested Titles for a Makati Stand-Off Movie
...in case they want to fictionalize the drama
(SPOT.ph) What happens when there are two mayors running a city with an unlimited supply of red tape? Well, we’re finding out, gradually. It’s so ridiculous and so surreal that we wouldn’t be surprised if someone made a movie out of it. The Makati City Stand-Off: Kidlat versus Junjun. Sounds good, eh?
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1. The Legal Mayor
There can only be one. Whose side are you on?
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2. Sa Iyo Ang Makati, Akin Ang...Makati Rin
One city, two mayors. Who will win?
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3. Once a Mayor, Always a Mayor
Hindi sila bibitaw hangga’t hindi nauubos ang kanilang lahi.
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4. Papunta Ka Palang, May TRO na Ako
Binay: Born ready.
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5. Kapit-Tuko: Huwag Tayong Bibitaw
Ang laban na ’to ay laban para sa masa. Kapit tayo at kape lang muna diyan sa tabi.
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6. Kahit Isang Minuto, Hindi Ko Papatulan ang Suspension na ’To!
This is his city and ain’t nobody gon’ take it away from him!
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7. Mamumulaklak sa City Hall
Ito ang kanyang kabuhayan, dito na rin ang kanyang himlayan. ’Di siya aalis, mangyari na ang anuman!
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8. Ibabaon Kita sa Ilalim ng Legal Paperwork
Batas laban sa batas!
9. Junior versus Da Kid: Isang Buwang Dalawa Ang Mayor
Kapit hanggang sa huling hibla!
10. Paano na Kami? The Councilors and Staff of the City Hall Story
Sweldo, plez.