10 Suggested Titles for a Makati Stand-Off Movie

...in case they want to fictionalize the drama

(SPOT.ph) What happens when there are two mayors running a city with an unlimited supply of red tape? Well, we’re finding out, gradually. It’s so ridiculous and so surreal that we wouldn’t be surprised if someone made a movie out of it. The Makati City Stand-Off: Kidlat versus Junjun. Sounds good, eh?

 

 

1. The Legal Mayor

There can only be one. Whose side are you on?

 

2. Sa Iyo Ang Makati, Akin Ang...Makati Rin

One city, two mayors. Who will win?

 

3. Once a Mayor, Always a Mayor

Hindi sila bibitaw hangga’t hindi nauubos ang kanilang lahi.

 


4. Papunta Ka Palang, May TRO na Ako

Binay: Born ready.

 

5. Kapit-Tuko: Huwag Tayong Bibitaw

Ang laban na ’to ay laban para sa masa. Kapit tayo at kape lang muna diyan sa tabi.

 

6. Kahit Isang Minuto, Hindi Ko Papatulan ang Suspension na ’To!

This is his city and ain’t nobody gon’ take it away from him!

 

 

 

7. Mamumulaklak sa City Hall

Ito ang kanyang kabuhayan, dito na rin ang kanyang himlayan. ’Di siya aalis, mangyari na ang anuman!

 

8. Ibabaon Kita sa Ilalim ng Legal Paperwork

Batas laban sa batas!


9. Junior versus Da Kid: Isang Buwang Dalawa Ang Mayor

Kapit hanggang sa huling hibla!


10. Paano na Kami? The Councilors and Staff of the City Hall Story

Sweldo, plez.


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