(SPOT.ph) It’s been proven time and again that people find it quite difficult to agree on anything, but we’re pretty sure that we can reach a consensus about how unbearable summer can be. This heat is enough to drive people mad and we’re willing to bet that you’ve had at least one of these thoughts:
1. Naligo na ako. Tapos naligo ulit ako sa pawis. So futile.
2. Why am I not in a tank of ice-cold water?
3. Kailangan ko ba talagang gumalaw?
4. Why won’t my pits stay dry?
5. If I wear anything with sleeves, it’s hot. If I don’t, skin contact with other sweaty people. Hmmmm.
6. Why am I not a mermaid?
7. Lord, is this hell? Is it too late to repent?
8. Where is the winter, Jon Snow?
9. Huwag kang maingay. Mainit.
10. Pwede bang ipaligo ang Frap? O halo-halo?
11. Alam ko na kung ano ang pakiramdam ng kakanin. Ang lagkit.
12. Are they going to fire me if I show up to work in a bikini?
13. Buti pa si manong, topless.
14. Ang tawag diyan jabar. Move on.
15. People’s lips are moving but I can’t hear anything. The heat has made me deaf. Crap.
16. Are people going to judge me if I go to the grocery and just stand in front of the frozen goods?
17. I spent all my money on ice cream. I regret nothing.
18. Am I on fire?
19. How is my butt sweaty?
20. Will anyone love me after they smell my feet?