10 Snappy Replies to Text Scams
The smart thing to do is not engage, but sometimes, you really want to make them feel guilty.
(SPOT.ph) If you're inclined to be paranoid, messages from strangers would be a source of anxiety. Who are these people and how do they know your number? Who is selling your information to these...contests?
Text scams are definitely one of the most disappointing moments in text messaging and sometimes, you really want to do more than just roll your eyes at the bland effort to trick you into giving out information or dispensing cash. On a particularly bad day, you just want to give these people a piece of your mind. Cheating people out of their money is not cool.
"Attorney, you can keep my prize money. Please use it to go back to school and learn punctuation and spelling."
"Oh, wow. Thanks."
"Miss u 2. Pasalubong, ha?"
"Jobet? Jobet ikaw ba 'to? Nandito na sila, kailan mo ba ako kukunin?"
"I would pay good money to prove that I'm not related to you."
"I was having a good day and then you reminded me that people like you exist."
"How much water do you need to compensate for the heat you feel, with your soul surely roasting in hell and all?"
"I'm good with the live feed I get from your room, thanks."
"If I were a zombie, I wouldn't even bite you. I'd be too grossed out."
"Do you think your mother is proud of you?"
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