10 Most Hugot Responses to "Kumusta na ang love life?"
What's your default answer?
(SPOT.ph) Family reunions during the holidays are the best. You get to play with your cute pamangkin, catch up with the cousin who now sports an LA accent, and receive a year’s supply of soap from your balikbayan tita. That is until someone asks you the much-dreaded question: “Kumusta na ang love life?” It’s right up there along with “May boyfriend ka na ba?” or “Kailan ka ikakasal?” and all of these would make us sprint to the nearest door.
Luckily, our awesome Spot readers gave us suggestions on how to deal.
*Suddenly switches to Maricel Soriano drama acting* "Ano ba’ng alam mo sa pagmamahal?" —Rye Daza
"Going strong kami ni Jino. Bakit hindi niyo kilala si Jino? Kasi JINO-joke ko lang po kayo. At ang sarili ko." —Madelein Embalado
"Ang love life ko ay gaya ng quotient when you divide any integer by zero—undefined." —Dennis Arenas
"Ito po, parang ATM ko: zero balance." —Elieanne Carias
"Willing to wait po." —Elyss Punsalan
"Pending po." —Niknok Vitor
"May life pero walang love." —Charlene Mangaldan
"Parang 'yong sa Fight Club. First rule is you do not talk about it. Second rule is you do not talk about it." —Madelein Embalado
"Ito, wishing I had another liver instead of heart para mas matibay sa inuman!" —Jeff Nobleza
"Ayun okay naman...okay naman siya sa piling ng iba." —Dulce Cuenca