10 Crazy Bench Body Fashion Show Outfits That Will Make Your Day
Threads (and lack thereof) that we wish we had the confidence to wear
(SPOT.ph) If only Bench underwear came with instant abs...like the magical Blusang Itim. You put it on and voilà! You’re as smoldering hot as the people on the runway during their highly anticipated fashion show. This year, the theme we’ll see on the catwalk is "nude" and we’re a bit worried. Not in the way that the CBCP is, but we’re fans of the dazzling and outrageous costumes that our favorite celebrities wear as they strut their stuff. We envy their bodies and their confidence. Good-looking people look good in anything...and nothing.
1. Enchong Dee and the jacket that reveals more than it hides.
We’re still waiting for the pink nipple cream to take effect...and well, we’re also waiting to get a better gut to have the guts for this daring outfit. Man, look at that. Abs as accessories.
2. Angelica Panganiban, in those shorts and that neck thing.
We’ll buy a pair of those...as soon as we figure out what they are for and once we figure out how many body scrubs it’ll take to get knees that smooth.
3. Kian Kazemi, in that collar.
We know that it can get very cold sometimes...but in the summer, maybe all waiters everywhere can wear this number. We will serve them for serving us. Wink, wink.
4. Iwa Moto and this...hat?
We say no to this headgear. It will distract people from our gorgeous faces. (We’re trying to be confident. They say it’s all that matters.)
5. Paulo Avelino and these winged creatures.
We do not have the shoulders for this outfit. (Also: Do those briefs come with the bulge?)
6. Robi Domingo and what looks like a wardrobe malfunction.
Is this a nipple slip? We’re not entirely certain we can rock this look as well as Robi. We have shy nipples.
7. Aljur Abrenica’s gloves.
Maybe if we didn’t need our fingers so much, we’d consider this bold use of metal. Also, wouldn’t it be nice if shirtlessness were a requirement to wear Bench jeans?
8. Aljur Abrenica in that neck...guard?
Okay, so shirtlessness is not a requirement. You can pair your favorite Bench denim with eye-catching neck braces. They’re embellished with hundreds of shells, giving them a bit of weight. Wearing them around is good for developing shoulder muscles, so you can work your way up to what Paulo Avelino was wearing (see number five again).
9. Sarah Lahbati’s hump-enhancers.
We wouldn’t fit in any mode of public transportation wearing all that extra hip and butt. But we kind of dig the space age princess look she’s sporting.
10. Jake Cuenca’s ass-less briefs.
Photos from PEP.ph and COSMO.ph.