Get Through 2023 With This Sassy Planner's Hilarious Reality Checks

(SPOT.ph) Say it with us now: "I love my job." Okay, now repeat it 100 more times a la Emily Blunt in The Devil Wears Prada and we might actually start believing it. We get the feel. Your life's a mess and continuing this endless cycle of work, eat, sleep repeat just doesn't make sense anymore—so we'll say one more word: "Money." Yeah. Hurts doesn't it? Well, unless you're some free spirit with zero dependents and can actually free yourself from the bonds of capitalism, we're stuck right here with you. Hey, at least we can lessen the pain with a little help from everyone's favorite sassy Tita Witty. The brand is back with their yearly planner and it is every bit the helpful hilarious reality check you'll need to get through 2023 and all its working Mondays.

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Tita Witty returns with hilarious 2023 planner

Ironically dubbed "The Missing Princess Planner," this tongue-in-cheek journal rightfully reminds you that you have zero right to lie around in bed. Unfortunately, you are not the missing princess. No doubt you're a princess, heck, an absolute queen, only you're the type of Kween that gets shit done. Especially if you've got a planner like this to help you get said shit together. 

The planner is up for pre-order online as of writing; it'll cost you P590 and will be shipped out at least 10 days after ordering. Well, "depende sa pila" says their site. The journal measures six by six inches and comes with a pocket and a ribbon bookmark. 

Inside you'll find the cold shower you need to keep on moving. There are hilarious guides on corporate lingo, quick tips on job things (and life in general, if you squint a bit), quizzes to take, and yes, actual planner bits like sections for notes and monthly breakers with hilarious reminders. 

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Here's a sneak peek at all the fun bits of the Tita Witty 2023 planner: 

For more information, head on to Witty.ph.