Updated as of March 26, 2023; 11:45 p.m.
(SPOT.ph) We can understand the confusion between sex and food. Pleasure, satisfaction, comfort, necessity, overall yum. Sometimes you need one with the other. We listed the terms that crossed over-food euphemisms that make sex sound a little less scandalous. Or sex terms that make food sound a little more obscene. From our research, there are are a lot of them (most of them British terms and even more from Britain in the 19th century). Here are 12 of our favorites.
Be careful about using these terms that are also ROFL-worthy food innuendos:
Fish Market
A 19th century term for a brothel
Used in a sentence: "I’ve had a long day and I need to pay a visit to the fish market."
Flog the Sausage/Slap the Salami
Male masturbation
Used in a sentence: "He woke up wanting to flog the sausage."
Aching for a Side of Beef
A woman craving a man's affection and, er, sausage; a horny lady
Used in a sentence: "My spinster aunt is aching for a side of beef."
Sailor's Cup of Tea
Anal intercourse; butt sex
Used in a sentence: He needed to sit on a cushion after having a sailor’s cup of tea.
Corn on the Cob
Committing sexual acts while still partially or fully dressed
Used in a sentence: "It had been too long that they couldn’t wait. They did it corn on the cob."
Hotdog in a Bun
An uncircumcised penis
Used in a sentence: "I prefer my hotdog without a bun."
Pop the Cherry
Take away a woman's virginity.
Used in a sentence: "Be careful not to pop any cherries after your date."
A Bit of Crumpet
A sexually desirable woman that would be good to "collect."
Used in a sentence: "That hard-to-get shrew is a bit of crumpet."
Make Butter/Butter the Muffin
Performing sexual acts on a woman
Used in a sentence: Jason to Cady in Mean Girls: "Is your muffin buttered? Would you like someone to butter your muffin?"
Two Raisins on a Bread Board/Pancakes
A woman with a flat chest
Used in a sentence: "She’s two raisins on a pancake, but I’d still take her."
Macaroni
Italian slang for pimp
Used in a sentence: "He’s a prolific macaroni. "
Meatball
A prostitute's customer
Used in a sentence: "That meatball’s been rolling around."
Honorable Mentions:
Hot Beef Injection
No actual beef here. This term is metaphor for male ejaculation into a woman's vagina, buttocks, or, erm, mouth.
Fruit/Fruit Salad
This is a derogatory term for a homosexual man.
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