10 Funniest Facebook Events That'll Make You Want to Click "Going"

(SPOT.ph) Filipino humor on social media is… something else. One day we're hijacking the comment section of Harvard University, the next we're confirming our attendance to a Facebook event called “I-reto si Burger King kay Dairy Queen.” The possibilities are endless.

You’ve seen those Facebook events. You might have even clicked on “interested” or “going” if they successully made you blow air out of your nose. Making a mockery out of Facebook events isn’t new, but the trend seems to have resurfaced this April. Here's why.

Why are Facebook events popping up right now?

You might recall the infamous Suntukan sa Ace Hardware—the mother of all Facebook events in 2016. Well, the viral event had recently celebrated its 8th anniversary last week on April 15, which is likely what reignited Filipino’s yearning for more memery.

The event became so widespread on Facebook that Ace Hardware Philippines had to issue a statement clarifying to the public that “no such event was organized” by the store. Since then, we can't seem to shake off that ridiculous Facebook event-shaped hole in our hearts.

Suntukan sa Ace Hardware set the bar pretty high, but the ones we included below come pretty darn close.

Also read: 25 Most Ridiculous Facebook Events of 2016

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(Just in case the jokes go over anyone’s head: All of these Facebook events are fictional—no matter how realistic the event organizer makes it seem—so please don’t actually show up.)

Paramihan ng diploma sa Recto

When: Recto, Manila
Where: April 30
What to expect: “Bawal legit, dapat gawang recto”

Patayin yung isang dragon sa Double Dragon

When: April 30
Where: Double Dragon Plaza at DD Meridian Park
What to expect: “kailangan mapatay yung dragon para hindi na double dragon ang tawag”

Mag thank you sa Welcome Rotonda

When: Welcome Rotonda
Where: April 20

Meetup ng mga loyal ng BF/MISTER sa labas ng Watsons

When: May 20
Where: Watsons SM Mall of Asia
What to expect: “Loyal naman kayo, sama niyo si Misis/GF niyo para makapagshopping sila”

Day hike sa Mt. Kamuning

When: May 31
Where: EDSA-Kamuning Footbridge
What to expect: “Difficulty: 1/10; Hours to Summit: 10 minutes; Features: Panoramic view of EDSA Traffic; Sidetrip: Street foods; Caution: No jaywalking”

Manungkit ng santol sa Santolan Station

When: April 29
Where: Santolan, Pasig City
What to expect: “Magdala ng kanya kanyang bagoong at asin”

Pupunta sa Concert ni The Weeknd habang The Weekdays

When: April 22 to April 26
Where: SM Mall of Asia Arena
What to expect: “imma care of you”

Sukatin ang Sucat Road

When: SM City Sucat
Where: April 30
What to expect: “Sukatin ang Sucat Road mula highway hanggang SM Sucat”

Makipag-Eye-to-Eye Contact sa mga nag-aalok ng celpon & accessories sa CyberZone

When: April 14 to April 20
Where: Cyberzone Megamall
What to expect: “Eye-to-eye contact tapos konteng chika pero di bibile”

Magsuot ng polo sa Antipolo

When: March 29
Where: Hinulugang Taktak
What to expect: “Kahit polo shirt pa yan”