The Best Moments From Orocan's Crazy Ms. Hurt Commercial

They had us at the walk-in closet bit.

(SPOT.ph) "Ms. Hurt" and her super trendy ice boxes are the latest so-ridiculous-it's-genius concept to come out of Orocan's hilariously self-aware ad campaign. Remember when the brand put up billboards asking us to buy their products so they could afford an actual endorser? Well, it looks like they finally got one—and she's not what anybody could have expected. At all.

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Presenting Paolo Ballesteros and his insane makeup plus stilleto-wearing skills as the one and only "Ms. Hurt." In a vlog-style video, Ms. H channeled some Heart Evangelista vibes as a sophisticate letting us into her life—could the similarities have been coincidental? We doubt it—except, of course, since this is an Orocan commercial, things take a turn for the hilariousseveral wild turns, actually.

And yes, this wack commercial comes from the same folks behind those borderline-traumatizing RC Cola commercials, GIGIL! They've been working with Orocan for a while now creating Home Shopping Network-style parody videos for a very unique campaign—and now it looks like they've leveled things up a bit. Check out the most hilarious bits and gags from Ms. H's vlog that had us cackling below.

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Pandog 

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Ms. H is leading us to her most requested video, a closet tour—but first, she calls on Pandog, her black and white furry friend, to come along. Also, can Ballesteros teach us how to do that crisp whistle? 
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That Walk-In Closet

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Ms. H then proudly shows us her walk-in closet—and we can't be the only ones who spat out our drinks at this reveal.
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Ms. H's Favorite Bags

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So we finally got a glimpse at all the Birkins in her "real" closet. But we all know what the real star of the show is.
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Yup, the cheapest bags in her collection are the Orocan Koolit ice boxes. Which yes, she really does use as a bag! Are you still with us?
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Turns Out Ms. H Is A Realist Artist

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Of course Ms. H paints on her bags too! She takes out one of her Orocans and proceeds to create a masterpiece which BTW, took only six hours! Instead of her usual seven!
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Somebody give Ballesteros an award for comedic timing. The grand reveal of the three girls was just perfect. Oh, also someone call The Louvre; we can finally replace the Mona Lisa with something new.  
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Grocery Shopping and a Surprise Guest

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We told you Ms. H really uses her ice box as a bag. She brought it out to the grocery—in heels—and it looks like it was a bit too much. 
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Cue the senator! Whoops, we mean some random guy who must be Ms. H's partner!
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The Bag of Puns and Gags

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We finally get a peak into the Orocan! But first, Ms. H slides in this cheeky mention.
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We start off with something normal, like some make-up.
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Wait, we just have to zoom in here. Is that—yup, that's a twilly scarf around her ice box bag. Only the best for Ms. H!
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Did she just pull her phone out of an ice box full of ice? We hope the person in charge of props knew what they were doing here.
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And oh goodness, corned beef. Two cans, to be precise. These cans don't even need to be kept cold. 
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Finally she adressess the elephant in her room. Why yes, yes she does carry around an ice box full of ice around. Why the heck not?
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The commercial ends with one last hilarious surprise item: an actual heart. Get it?
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Move over Mary Poppins, we want Ms. H's magical ice box instead.
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So there you have it, the newest influencer in town! You can watch the full commercial below. Meanwhile, we'll be out there trying to get our ice box as posh as Ms. H's. Anyone got a spare twilly scarf?

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